50 Ways To Please Your Mother

“Don’t make me turn this car around", she said to me

“Skedaddle away now, cause I can’t hear myself think”

I don’t know why I always cause her such a stink

There must be fifty ways to please your mother

She says, "Please don’t do anything I wouldn’t do”

I remember once my mouth got washed with soap for saying, “poo”

“One day you’ll thank me son”

Does your mom say that one too?

There must be fifty ways 

to please your mother

Fifty ways to please your mother

You just do all your work, Kirk

Clear off your plate, Nate

Eat all of your food, Jude

and don’t be so rude

Please mow the lawn, Juan

Keep brushing your teeth, Keith!

Just clean up your mess, Jess

stop dishing out stress

Ooh, do all your work, Kirk

Clear off your plate, Nate

Eat all of your food, Jude

and don’t be so rude

Please mow the lawn, Juan

Keep brushing your teeth, Keith!

Just clean up your mess, Jess

stop dishing out stress

She said, “If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you?”

She uses that one all the time

Your mom probably does too

I said, "I appreciate that”

But quite sarcastically

She told me, “Watch your tone”

She said, "Why don't we both

Just sleep on it tonight

and I believe in the morning

we’ll forget we had this fight”

And then she kissed me

and I realized I need to treat her right

There must be fifty ways to please your mother

Fifty ways to please your mother

You just do all your work, Kirk

Clear off your plate, Nate

Eat all of your food, Jude

and don’t be so rude

Oh, you must mow the lawn, Juan

Keep brushing your teeth, Keith!

Just clean up your mess, Jess

stop dishing out stress

Do all your work, Kirk

Clear off your plate, Nate

Eat all of your food, Jude

and don’t be so rude

Please mow the lawn, Juan

Keep brushing your teeth, Keith!

Just clean up your mess, Jess

stop dishing out stress