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Coal
Lyrics by Cory Smith, music by The
Chuck Berry
(
Johnny B. Goode
)
To every little Johnny who can hear my voice
Will you be good or naughty, time to make a choice
On Christmas there’s a great big list that gets checked twice
And your name won’t be on it if you don’t act nice
If your name gets crossed out before the year is through
You might find a surprise waitin’ there for you
Coal, coal
Coal, Johnny, coal, coal
Coal, Johnny, coal, coal
Coal, Johnny, coal, coal
Coal, Johnny, coal, coal
Johnny be good
I used to sew some wild oats, when I was your age
I caused my mother grief, caused my father rage, oh
Santa saw me sleeping saw me when awake
He knew I wasn’t being good for goodness sake
One year on Christmas morning, well, I nearly cried
When I got down my stocking and I reached inside
Coal, coal
Coal, Johnny, coal, coal
Coal, Johnny, coal, coal
Coal, Johnny, coal, coal
Coal, Johnny, coal, coal
Johnny be good
My mother told me "someday you will be a man”
“With children of your own and you will understand”
“We
each
get to choose how we’ll act, you see”
“But we don’t get to choose what our reward will be”
I hope that you won’t have to learn this lesson too
Singing, “Johnny be good” to you
Coal, coal, coal, Johnny, coal
Coal, coal, coal, Johnny, coal
Coal, coal, coal, Johnny, coal
Coal, coal, coal, Johnny, coal
Coal
Oh, Johnny be good
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