Don't Tell Me Puns

You tell your puns, and it makes me groan.

I fake a laugh and quick hang up the phone.

Don’t tell me puns

No, no, no, no, no

Ooh-ooh-hoo

Don’t tell me one more 

or I will show you the door

Don’t tell me puns.

What is a sleeping bull?  A bull do-zer.

Big lizard in a vest? In-vest-i-gat-or

Don’t tell me puns

No, no, no, no, no

Ooh-ooh-hoo

Don’t tell me one more 

or I will show you the door

Don’t tell me puns.

Down tell me puns,  grossss.

Down tell me puns,  grosssss.

Down tell me puns,  grossss.

Down tell me puns.

Going vegan is a big missed steak

It’s puns like those that cause my head to ache

Don’t tell me puns

No, no, no, no, no

Ooh-ooh-hoo

Don’t tell me one more 

or I will show you the door

Don’t tell me puns.

I wondered why the ball was getting’ big-ger.

Then it hit me.  (Okay that one made me snicker)

Don’t tell me puns

No, no, no, no, no

Ooh-ooh-hoo

Don’t tell me one more 

‘cuz I will show you the door

Don’t tell me puns.

Down tell me puns,  gross.

Down tell me puns,  gross.

Down tell me puns,  gross.

Down tell me puns.

My bakery burned down, now my business is toast

And German sausage jokes are just the Wurst.

Don’t tell me puns

No - no, no - no, no – no, no – no, no.

Ooh-ooh-hoo

Don’t tell me one more or I will show you the door

Don’t tell me puns.

What did the buffalo say to his son?  BISON

I drink brake fluid, I can stop anytime.

Don’t tell me puns

No, no, no, no, no

Ooh-ooh-hoo

Don’t tell me one more or I will show you the door

Don’t tell me puns-puns / puns-puns-puns-puns.

Don’t tell me one more or I will show you the door

Don’t tell me puns.