Drama Queen

She will demand your attention 

Always needs an audience

“Life is unfair”, she says

What a bunch of nonsense!

A built-in tendency

to feed off, your sympathy

She could stub her toe and claim that

She might die

“Goodbyes” are featurettes

Tell me is it over yet?

I hate the part where she cries

She's a drama, queen

Exa-gger-ating everything 

Theatrics can be quite extreme

Guaranteed to speak her mind

All the time!

“Histrionic” is the official name

There’s no cure or so they claim

What a shame!

To avoid complications

Never ask her how she’s been

In conversation

You’ll never get a word in

All the world’s against her

At least that’s what she’s sensed, sir

And there’s a high probability

she could be right

Her habits naturally lead to more stress (naturally)

But guys, she couldn't care less

Fastidious to be precise 

She's a drama, queen

Overreacts to everything

Never fails to cause a scene

Guaranteed to speak her mind

All the time!

She works hard to hone, her acting skills

Her changing moods, will give you chills

She’s momentarily really nice, then

temporarily cold as ice

She’ll absolutely drive you mad, mad

It’s sad, but quite true 

She's a drama, queen

“Breeded”, with the drama gene

Up or down, there’s no in between

Guaranteed to speak her mind

All the time!

Ooh, recommend you never try

To question her, and here’s why

She’ll cry

She might die