Honey

Honey

“Honey-do”

I have made a special list for you

Honey 

it’s quite long

but, what doesn’t kill you, they say, makes you strong

Mow the lawn, and I’d like the moss gone 

Paint our room, and then can you fix the vacuum?

Honey

Do it now

God’s exact words were “by the sweat of his brow”

Honey

Don’t delay

We can do this the easy or the hard way

You have been watching that TV 

in your Lay-Z-Boy recliner

non-stop since last Friday

[solos]

Honey

It's a crime

how you have ig-nored me for the tenth time

Honey

Goodness sake

I don’t think he’s heard one word I spake 

From the glassy look in his eyes

I do surmise that my husband’s not awake

awake

awake

awake

awake

awake

awake

awake