I'm Not On Time

When it began, I can’t begin to know, but

Lately it seems it’s gotten worse

I show up late

To every single meeting

Is it a habit or a curse?

Plans

“best laid plans”

“got delayed”

“missed the boat”

Not today!

Sweet! I’m on time!

Unexpected, yes, I know

Wait, never mind

Cause my watch is running slow, oh shuzzbutt!

The other night, I went to see a movie

Wanted to see the trailers too

Dawdled around

Bet you can guess what happened

Didn’t arrive, till they were through

Late

can’t be late

one last chance

I’ve arrived

time to spare!

Sweet! I’m on time!

And I’ve checked, my watch is right

Wait, never mind

It started earlier tonight, oh corn nuts!

Sweet! I’m on time!

For the ending of this song

Wait, never mind 

[music stops]

I’m too late, I got it wrong, oh horse pucky!