I've Got A Bad Feeling

I looked out this morning and the sun was gone

This is Seattle, I don’t complain

My Vitamin-D supplements are strong

I closed my eyes and I faced the rain

I’ve got a bad feeling 

(got a bad feeling)

That my Gore-Tex raincoat won’t keep me dry

(got a bad feeling)

And I begin dreaming

(He begins dreaming)

And in my dream for the blink of an eye

I see a sliver of blue in the sky

So many people have come and gone

And there’s a reason, they’ve said, “Goodbye”

It’s not because moss, overtook their lawn 

Just listen up, and I’ll tell you why

I’ve got a bad feeling 

(got a bad feeling)

Cause I found slimy trails all across my rug

(got a bad feeling)

And I begin screaming 

(he begins screaming)

I’m not afraid of a mouse or a bug

It’s a 10-inch-long northwestern slug

Aaah, aaah!

When I'm tired, and feeling old

I hide in my basement, forget my woes

While down there one time, I found some mold

The Great Northwest, where the black stuff grows

Where that stuff grows!

and grow…

ows!

I’ve got a bad feeling 

(got a bad feeling)

That this depressing song, is a bit uncouth

(got a bad feeling)

So now I’m revealing

(now he’s revealing)

That I might just have stretched out the truth