Old-Man Medley

It was 10 years ago today

that they first took the stage to play

They’ve been going in and out of style

but they still try to make you smile

So may I introduce to you

the act you've known for all these years

Off Their Rockers Homely Old-Man Band!

We’re Off Their Rockers Homely Old-Man Band

We hope you will enjoy the show

Off Their Rockers Homely Old-Man Band

[Reilly] I’m not as old as these guys, though

Off Their Rockers Homely, Off Their Rockers Homely, 

Off Their Rockers Homely Old-Man Band

It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a lovely audience

The last one walked right out on us

we played while they drove home

I don’t really want to make you leave

but here’s something that you won’t believe

We’ve got 50 songs that we can play

and we’re gonna play them all today

So let me introduce to you

the longest song we’ve ever done

Off Their Rockers Homely Old-Man Band

Here’s ten years!

I guess, it’s just what I needed

I needed something to eat

I guess, it’s just what I needed

Too bad I can't find a seat

Don't do that stu-huff, the bishop done told us so

Don't do that stu-huff, no, no, no, no

I’ve been stuck in nursery prison

And time keeps draggin’ on,

But that Bishop keeps on walkin’

And I stand here all alone.

I been takin' care of business, on Sunday

Takin' care of business, there's no pay

I been takin' care of business, could be worse

Takin' care of business, just hear the next verse

Hit me with your best talk

Just ignore the wall clock

Hit me with your best talk

Ramble away

Testimony Rambler, he’s got a lot to say

Testimony Rambler, he can talk all day

Testimony Rambler, he’s got the faith, no doubt

Testimony Rambler, we don’t know what he’s talking about.

We are your Home Teachers

Just been re-assigned.

It took us so long to come out

But we came out.

Ooh ooh I read it on your Facebook

Along with a lot of other gobbly-gook

Ohh I read it on your Facebook

Do we need more pictures of what you cook?  

Honey, honey, I love…

I love Sunday School

So get out your scriptures and mark em baby

I love Sunday School

So come on spend some time in class with me

Tithing.

You are the right thing.

You’re just 10 percent of everything.

Tithing.

And then I read that book, now I'm a believer

That was all it took, to change my mind 

I'm in deep, ooh, while I was kneelin'

I got the feelin' you know where

Just got home on Monday, it was not a fun day

Got to lay down take a rest on the couch

Rigor mortis sets in, purty soon I'm snorin'

Oh, ho, no, I forgot family night

I live with my folks in their home, in the basement

while Mom and Dad gently weep

I'm 40 years old, I’m a slob, I don't pay rent

while Mom and Dad gently weep.

Goin' to a potluck baby this evenin'

I've got a potluck baby tonight

Talkin' bout a potluck later this evenin'

Got to get there early got to be the first in line

Hello cupcake, my old friend

You’ve come to tempt me once again

Your frosting rich with chocolate cream

Made with heaven-sent cocoa beans

Each mouthful, gives me such a sugar high and bigger thighs.

I love the taste, of chocolate.

This is gonna be the best date of her life, her li-i-i-i-i-i-ife

Won't surprise me if she asks to be my wife, my wi-i-i-i-i-i-ife

The elders went down to Georgia, they were lookin' for a soul to heal

They were in a bind, cause they couldn't find folks willing to hear their spiel 

When they came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot

One elder jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Help"

I need some bodies,

Help! I'll take any bodies

Help! You know I need someone to help.

Can't see, can't hear.

Hair on his back and out of his ears.

Achy joints, prescription meds.

Some days he can’t get out of bed. 

Looking forward to the doctor exam.

‘Cuz your body falls apart when you're a middle aged man. 

Well you say, "there's no time"

It's not true my friend

Listen to me, I'm your temple recommend

Do I need to remind

you what I'm really for?

To get you in the temple door

Off Their Rockers Homely Old-Man Band

We’ve played these songs for ten long years

Off Their Rockers one and only homely Old-Man Band

We’re sorry if we hurt your ears

Off Their Rockers homely, Off Their Rockers homely

Off Their Rockers homely

Old

Man

Band!