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Take A LOt
Lyrics by Cory Smith, music by
Taylor Swift
(
Shake It Off
)
Starts at 6:15
The ward potluck, I mean
Wonder what I’ll bring, mmm-mmm
Wonder what I’ll bring, mmm-mmm
Maybe Chicken à la King
or something with a zing
Yes I, wonder what I’ll bring, mmm-mmm
Wonder what I’ll bring, mmm-mmm
I just keep thinking
What if I brought nothing?
Would that be such a bad thing?
In my mind, thinking, “one time will be alright”
'Cause the bakers’ gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
And they’ll probably bake a cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Baby, I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take a lot, take a lot
If someone brings a steak, steak, steak, steak, steak
I might get a tummy ache, ache, ache, ache, ache
Because I intend to take, take, take, take, take
I take a lot, I take a lot
It’s been a crazy day
My oven broke, okay?
At least, that’s what I’ll say, mmm-mmm
At least, that’s what I’ll say, mmm-mmm
It sure would save some time (sure would save some time)
And not to mention save a dime (it would save a dime)
Would that be such a crime? mmm-mmm
Would that be such a crime? mmm-mmm
I just keep thinking
What if I brought nothing?
Would that be such a bad thing?
In my mind, thinking, “one time will be alright”
'Cause the bakers’ gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
And they’ll probably bake a cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Baby, I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take a lot, take a lot
If someone brings a steak, steak, steak, steak, steak
I might get a tummy ache, ache, ache, ache, ache
Because I intend to take, take, take, take, take
I take a lot, I take a lot
Take a lot, I take a lot,
I, I, I take a lot, I take a lot,
I, I, I take a lot, I take a lot,
I, I, I take a lot, I take a lot
Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you’ve been getting hot and tired kneading dough and slaving over the greasy, greasy stove of yours,
you could’ve been kicking back with this sick thought:
“Life’s too short, for goodness sake
Just this once, you don’t have to bake”
But that’s a slippery slope, it might be a mistake
Cause every month since then, I just take, take, take
Yeah ohhh
'Cause the bakers’ gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
And they’ll probably bake a cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Baby, I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take
Take a lot, take a lot
If someone brings a steak, steak, steak, steak, steak
I might get a tummy ache, ache, ache, ache, ache
Because I intend to take, take, take, take, take
I take a lot, I take a lot
Take a lot, I take a lot,
I, I, I take a lot, I take a lot,
I, I, I take a lot, I take a lot,
I, I, I take a lot, I take a lot
Take a lot, I take a lot,
I, I, I take a lot, I take a lot,
I, I, I take a lot, I take a lot,
I, I, I take a lot, I take a lot
Take a lot, I take a lot,
I, I, I take a lot, I take a lot, (I want to)
I, I, I take a lot, I take a lot,
I, I, I take a lot, I take a lot
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