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Time To Eat
Lyrics by Cory Smith, music by The Beatles (Come Together)
Here come teenager
He come moving so slowly
It takes, twenty minutes
Every time we call him
We could get, down, on our knees
Doesn’t help to beg though, he just do what he please
He wear no shoes and
he got toe jam fungus
He play, non-stop Minecraft
He shoot lots of Creepers
He got, quite a smug, attitude
Only time we see him is when he wants some food
Come together, right now, time to eat
His little sister
She got, his old smartphone
Likes to, text her friends and
tell them, who knows what stuff
She don’t spend, too much, time with us
When we need her help, she often puts up a fuss
Come together, right now, time to eat
Right!
We get together
At the, dinner table
as the, kids chow down
they sometimes, even smile
But then, one more serving turns to three
Groceries are expensive, they don’t grow on a tree!
Come together, right now, time to eat
Oh
Come together, yeah
Discuss the weather, yeah
Sit together, yeah
Phones untethered, yeah
Have another, yeah
Kick your brother, yeah
Thank your mother, yeah
Oh
Eat whatever, yeah
This song’s clever, yeah
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