Tweet It!

She told you, "Please don’t let this ever get out"

“I had a small procedure done to shrink my snout”

You try to hold it in, but it’s too good not to tout

so tweet it, just tweet it

Don’t waste our time by posting stupid things, man

Like, “I just picked up groceries in my minivan”

But when you want something, to really hit the fan

then tweet it, that’s how fake news began

Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)

Once it’s sent you can’t delete it

Make it sound juicy, phrase it just right

It could go viral, take down the site

Just tweet it (tweet it)

Just tweet it (tweet it)

Just tweet it (tweet it)

Just tweet it (tweet it, uh!)

That corporate giant never treated you fair

You’re just a small potato, they don’t really care

But you can tell the world, make us all aware, yeah

So tweet it, just tweet it,  uh!

280 letters is the most you can do

And if you add emoji then it counts as two, uh!

And if you, think that Elon Musk needs to get a clue

then tweet it, see if that one gets through

Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)

Take six seconds to complete it

Followers see it, while it’s still new

If you add hashtags, others will too

Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)

Send it once, and then repeat it

If you want to, re-tweet it a lot

I’ve heard that you can hire a bot

Just tweet it!

Tweet it, tweet it, tweet it

Tweet it, tweet it, tweet it

Tweet it, tweet it

Guitar solo

Tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)

Once it’s sent you can’t delete it

Make it sound juicy, phrase it just right

It could go viral, take down the site

Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)

Take six seconds to complete it

Followers see it, while it’s still new

If you add hashtags, others will too